OMG! Who Wants To Play A Drinking Game?

Hey, with the big day mere hours away, I thought it might be fun to stock up the fridge, settle in with some chips and dip, and watch Ole Bare give Teddy his send off.

(Full disclosure alert: I have to work tomorrow during the eulogy, so will miss the live coverage; I'll probably buy the boxed set from the NBC store when it comes out and watch it then. If nothing else it will give me a reason to drink some cold suds. I'm posting here and now so others may benefit.)

I remember the good ole days when bitter liberals everywhere would gather during President Bush's State of the Union speeches and drink themselves silly whenever he would utter xenophobic phrases like 'Islamic Terrorists,' or 'Axis of Evil.' And WORSE - WORSE! - jingoistic phrases like 'Military Victory,' and 'American Exceptionalism.'

So, in the spirit of (insert Irish Pub name), I propose a drinking game!

And what does every drinking game need?

RULES!

(I can almost hear Uncle Ted clomping down a filthy rain-soaked alley in South East DC at two in the morning, howling out some indescernable drinking song...Goosebump City!)

Here we go. Every time Dear Leader utters one of the following words, the appropriate Player(s) must do the corresponding action. For example, if Big O says 'diversity,' the rules dictate that "male Players must do a shot." Simple enough, right?

*****Speaking of diversity, I want to be fair and even-handed in my oligarchy so I'm opening up the fun to crack and pot heads, too. (There's something here for everyone!)*****

Word..................Action:

"I........................All Players take a drink of beer
LOVE.................Female Players do a shot
MYSELF............Potheads do a bong hit
SO.......................All Players do a shot/Crackheads do a line
MUCH................Male Players take a drink of beer
EYE.....................Female Players take a drink of beer
CANNOT............Crackheads do a bong hit
STAND................Potheads do a line
IT".......................All Players do a shot and chug a full beer

Kapeesh?

Now, go have fun and don't hurt anybody!


Posted by Dennis Greza, Community Organ

(Note to self: Blog post on legalization of weed.)