Hey, did you see Dear Leader - that Nascar nut - at the WH today with all those race car drivers in attendance? Right there in the Rose Garden! He spoke so knowledgeably about this uniquely American phenomenon that he probably didn't even need Telly the Prompter.
But, like a trusted blankey, it was there just in case he might slip up and say something Biden-esque.
I am wondering if, after the cameras were turned off, he dispensed bottles of calcium silicate to the guys so they could do the right thing and disable those "clunkers" they drive so fast and long and hard, needlessly exacerbating the demise of planet earth? What with that crappy gas mileage and all...
I think not. He can't alienate everyone in his first six months.
Hmmm.
Maybe at next year's "Remembering Nascar Day" the Dear One could unveil the new Presidential Limousine chase vehicle: GM's 2011 solar-powered SCRUED-U.
Yeah, probably not.
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