Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To A Liberal During Thanksgiving Dinner

In order to keep the peace in your home - or your hosts' - on Turkey Day, I humbly offer the following as a partial list of things to NOT say to the liberal attendees:


#10. Wow! You look like $1.7 Trillion!

#9. Thank God They finally closed Gitmo!

#8. This turkey tastes 30% better than it did last year!

#7. Our big screen TV has picture-in-picture! Maybe we can watch the football game while Glenn Beck is on!

#6. We're leaving for Aruba on December 17th; Sure can't wait to have my Fourth Amendment rights violated at the airport!

#5. I have absolutely no problem with President Obama starting work at 9:30 in the morning!

#4. If Joe Biden ever writes a book, I'll be the first in line to buy it!

#3. The Constitution is sooo 18th century!

#2. Everyone hates the Palins; Take Bristol, for example...

#1. Boy, that President Obama sure is jingoistic!


(Trust me, I could go on. Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone:)