Wednesday, September 16, 2009

No He Didn't!

Hey, a quick shout out and thank you to the Obama administration for extending three key provisions of the loathesome Patriot Act which Dear Leader, during the campaign, vowed to abandon due to their unconstitutionality (among other reasons).

Oops.

These provisions, set to expire in December, give the U.S. government broad powers to monitor - in seemingly unconventional ways - "suspicious characters" and potential "evil-doers."

My sources tell me that Bill Maher is having a few extra guests on this evening who will bitterly and abjectly criticize the Prezzy's decision: Janine Garofalo, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Ed Asner, Sean Penn, Mike Farrell, Jon Stewart, Chris Matthews, Keith Maddow, Rachel Olbermann, David Letterman, Barbra Streisand, Brad Pitt, Joy Behar, Barbara Walters, Jimmy Carter, Cindy Sheehan, Sam Donaldson, George Stephanopoulos, Anderson Cooper, Bill Press, Alan Colmes, Stephanie Miller, Ed Schultz, Bill Clinton, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, George Soros, Katie Couric, Charles Gibson, Brian Williams, Tom Brokaw, David Gergen, Paul Begala, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, George Clooney and Dan Rather.

And that's just in the first segment.

Set your Tivo's...it's gonna be a long night.

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